i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
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We’re all going to be like
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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NOT OK
LOL ultimate plot twist holy shit
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I love to watch on the wings of angels.
I used to love that too
well fuck
go sit in the corner
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Jane and Darren after his Broadway debut in How To Succeed in 01/12
Jane and Darren after her Broadway debut in Annie in 05/13
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we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’
iCANT STOP LAUGHIGN. ITS LIKE THE SNAKE JUST IS LIKE
“oh shit red thing get away u fuker TAKE THIAAAAAAAAAAAH NooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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Hi. I'm Eoin. I'm fifteen, Irish, and sometimes I reblog cool stuff.